Amal

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number of missions 6 (Mission 1 22px-Flag of France.svg.png Colonel.pngColonel.png1 Paris, Mission 2 22px-Flag of Ireland.svg.png Colonel.png2 Dublin, Mission 3 22px-Flag of Sweden.svg.png Colonel.png3 Stockholm, Mission 5 22px-Flag of Italy.svg.png Colonel.png5 Genoa, Mission 7 22px-Flag of Spain.svg.png Colonel.pngColonel.png7 Barcelona, Mission 10 20px-Flag of Switzerland.svg.png Colonel.png10 Zürich)
missions commanded 1 (Mission 7 22px-Flag of Spain.svg.png Colonel.pngColonel.png7 Barcelona)
destinations selected 22px-Flag of Italy.svg.png Florence, 22px-Flag of the United Kingdom.svg.png Scottish Highlands, 22px-Flag of France.svg.png Alan-Shearer.png 5 Toulouse, 22px-Flag of Germany.svg.png Colonel.png18 Berlin, 22px-Flag of Spain.svg.png Colonel.pngColonel.png7 Barcelona, 22px-Flag of Denmark.svg.png Colonel.png23 Copenhagen, 22px-Flag of Germany.svg.png Colonel.png18 Berlin, 20px-Flag of Switzerland.svg.png Bern, 22px-Flag of Poland.svg.png Warsaw, 22px-Flag of Germany.svg.png Colonel.png18 Berlin, 22px-Flag of Hungary.svg.png Colonel.png21 Budapest,--
average finishing position in draws 4.91 (--,6,4,1,3,1,6,4,4,7,7,11,--,--,--,--)
best finish in a draw 1st (twice, Mission 4 22px-Flag of Austria.svg.png Colonel.png4 Salzburg and Mission 6 22px-Flag of Germany.svg.png Colonel.png6 Heidelberg)
worst finish in a draw 11th (Mission 12 22px-Flag of Finland.svg.png Colonel.png12 Helsinki)

Amal would have to be credited with some of the best one-liners so far on the Colonel's breaks. His cries of "Where the f**k's the Liffey?", "Guys let's worship!", "Ice, f***ing hell!", "That's too much Steve, too generous!" and "Have you guys ever been to a museum and not just whizzed straight through?" all on Mission 1 22px-Flag of France.svg.png Colonel.pngColonel.png1 Paris and "Basically they f**ked us at that last place" on Mission 5 22px-Flag of Italy.svg.png Colonel.png5 Genoa were moments of inspiration. He is also a man for which disgruntlement is no stranger and he famously staged a walkout of the National Museum of Dublin as it was, "boring as s**te". Amal was delighted to see Sophie Aldred in 22px-Flag of Sweden.svg.png Colonel.png3 Stockholm, perhaps his finest moment on a Colonel's break thus far. He shocked the regiment when he declared that he was going to Sri Lanka during Mission 4 22px-Flag of Austria.svg.png Colonel.png4 Salzburg and would be unable to attend. He is also the only original Colonel's man to have missed the inaugural Colonel's meal in 22px-Flag of France.svg.png Colonel.pngColonel.png1 Paris, having to return home for work before the visit to the pizza place when 22px-Flag of Ireland.svg.png Colonel.png2 Dublin was selected as the destination for mission 2. Unfortunately, he has a history of choosing mainly bad destinations.