David

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number of missions 26 (Mission 1 1 Paris, Mission 2 2 Dublin, Mission 3 3 Stockholm, Mission 4 4 Salzburg, Mission 5 5 Genoa, Mission 6 6 Heidelberg, Mission 7 7 Barcelona, Mission 8 8 Oslo, Mission 9 9 Amsterdam, Mission 10 10 Zürich, Mission 11 11 Gdańsk, Mission 12 12 Helsinki, Mission 13 13 25 Reykjavík, Mission 14 14 Hanover, Mission 15 15 Geneva, Mission 16 16 Athens, Mission 17 17 36 Porto, Mission 18 18 Berlin, Mission 19 19 Valletta, Mission 20 20 Bruges, Mission 21 21 Budapest, Mission 22 22 Lisbon, Mission 23 23 Copenhagen, Mission 24 24 Arnhem, Mission 25 25 Ghent, Mission 26 21 26 Garmisch-Partenkirchen)
missions commanded 5 (Mission 3 3 Stockholm, Mission 10 10 Zürich, Mission 13 13 25 Reykjavík, Mission 19 19 Valletta, Mission 20 20 Bruges)
destinations selected 23 Copenhagen, 3 Stockholm, 23 Copenhagen, 15 Geneva, 23 Copenhagen, 15 Geneva, 9 Amsterdam, 12 Helsinki, 10 Zürich, 13 25 Reykjavík, 12 Helsinki, 13 25 Reykjavík, 15 Geneva, 19 Valletta, Barbados, 19 Valletta, Kingston, 19 Valletta, 20 Bruges, Tórshavn, Tromsø, Las Vegas, Tórshavn, 28 Vienna
average finishing position in draws 4.25 (2,2,6,5,2,5,3,8,1,2,5,1,6,2,8,3,8,2,1,5,7,6,8,4,7)
best finish in a draw 1st (three times, Mission 9 9 Amsterdam, Mission 12 12 Helsinki and Mission 19 19 Valletta)
worst finish in a draw 8th (four times, in Mission 8 8 Oslo, Mission 15 15 Geneva, Mission 17 17 36 Porto and Mission 23 23 Copenhagen)

David must be credited with the finest Alan application ever on a Colonel's break. His "An ASNAC voms on your bus. I mean, no manners, but what a critic!" on Mission 2 2 Dublin was pure genius and resulted in hilarity for a good half hour for Mike and Steve. He also ended up causing problems for Chris on Mission 3 3 Stockholm owing to his loud Eileen impressions. The combined strolling pastel he performed with Chris on Mission 1 1 Paris is also one of the best moments so far on a Colonel's break. David prides himself on being a disgruntled boy and was, in fact, instrumental in inventing the concept during the trek to Sacré Cœur. He and Steve were the original disgruntled boys. David has a history of selecting good destinations.

Read David's diaries.