Doctor Wine

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Doctor Wine Picard
Number of missions 2 (Mission 22 22px-Flag of Portugal.svg.png Colonel.png22 Lisbon, Mission 24 22px-Flag of the Netherlands.svg.png Colonel.png24 Arnhem)
Gets a destination never
Draw privilege He's seen everything. He's seen it all.
Preceding mascot Gozer the Gozerian
Following mascot "Super" Hans Christian Grubersen

Doctor Wine Picard joined the Colonel's regiment in 22px-Flag of Portugal.svg.png Colonel.png22 Lisbon.

He (? it) is a traditional Portuguese "azulejo" depicting a group of monks in a wine cellar. One is bending over, two of them are kissing (They've turned gay, because they've been in the wine cellar for so long - that can happen.) A fourth figure is peeping through the window. He's seen everything. He's seen it all.

Doctor Wine prefers to be known by his (? their) first name, although this can cause confusion with a brand of wine available in Sintra (and apparently nowhere else.)

Doctor Wine Picard has seen everything

He's seen it all

The Colonel's man is awarded Doctor Wine's privilege who first spots the cones the Regiment later use as a tannoy (speaker system) for the purposes of shouting Stop telling me what to do, provided the number of such cones is greater than the number so employed on the previous break. This privilege allows them to reveal their destination last, skipping their normal position in the order, plus to see the winner of Louis's X-Factor tournament and (if any) the contents of Pete Gibbon's envelope. They will then have seen everything.

They will have seen it all.

If the Colonel's Regiment fail to encounter more cones on a mission than were shouted through in the previous mission, this privilege is not awarded.

Interaction with Gløgg

Doctor Wine Picard has no direct effect on which destinations are in the draw and cannot be bummed or helped.


David saw it all in Mission 27 22px-Flag of Bulgaria.svg.png Colonel.png27 Sofia.

David saw it all in Mission 28 22px-Flag of Austria.svg.png Colonel.png28 Vienna.

Steve saw it all in Mission 29 22px-Flag of Luxembourg.svg.png Colonel.png29 Luxembourg (City).