Eric's "You, fuck you, you are a piece of fucking shit" round

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Eric's "You, fuck you, you are a piece of fucking shit" round is part of the draw. It is named after an irate Swede whom the Colonel's Regiment encountered on Mission 3 22px-Flag of Sweden.svg.png Colonel.png3 Stockholm. After the final draw reveals the destination for the next Colonel's break, Eric has the power to restart the entire process, but only if all the Colonel's men present agree on it. Eric can only restart the draw once. The only mascot with more ultimate power than Eric is Marco Taylor.

If Gløgg bums Eric, he may not use this power at all. If he helps him, the agreement of only three Colonel's men is required to restart the draw.

Eric first used his power on Mission 4 22px-Flag of Austria.svg.png Colonel.png4 Salzburg after 22px-Flag of France.svg.png Alan-Shearer.png 5 Toulouse won the draw. The draw was restarted, but by a million-to-one chance, 22px-Flag of France.svg.png Alan-Shearer.png 5 Toulouse won a second time. Luckily, by an infinity-to-one chance, Easyjet later bought out Go! airways and cancelled the 22px-Flag of France.svg.png Alan-Shearer.png 5 Toulouse flights, so the Colonel's Regiment went to 22px-Flag of Italy.svg.png Colonel.png5 Genoa instead.

In Mission 16 22px-Flag of Greece.svg.png Colonel.png16 Athens Eric used his power again after 22px-Flag of Italy.svg.png Alan-Shearer.png 17 Palermo won the draw. The draw was restarted and unbelievably, by an infinity infinitillion to one chance, 22px-Flag of Italy.svg.png Alan-Shearer.png 17 Palermo won again. This made the Colonel's Regiment begin to doubt the effectiveness of Eric's round. After much discussion, they decided to abide by Eric's decision, but by an infotility infoodly tillion willion illion to one chance, everyone ended up going to 22px-Flag of Portugal.svg.png Colonel.png17 Porto that time.