Grosser Vass

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Grosser-vass.jpg
Number of missions 16 (Mission 6 22px-Flag of Germany.svg.png Colonel.png6 Heidelberg, Mission 7 22px-Flag of Spain.svg.png Colonel.pngColonel.png7 Barcelona, Mission 8 22px-Flag of Norway.svg.png Colonel.png8 Oslo, Mission 9 22px-Flag of the Netherlands.svg.png Colonel.png9 Amsterdam, Mission 10 20px-Flag of Switzerland.svg.png Colonel.png10 Zürich, Mission 11 22px-Flag of Poland.svg.png Colonel.png11 Gdańsk, Mission 12 22px-Flag of Finland.svg.png Colonel.png12 Helsinki, Mission 13 22px-Flag of Iceland.svg.png Colonel.png13 Alan-Shearer.png 25 Reykjavík, Mission 14 22px-Flag of Germany.svg.png Colonel.png14 Hanover, Mission 15 20px-Flag of Switzerland.svg.png Colonel.png15 Geneva, Mission 16 22px-Flag of Greece.svg.png Colonel.png16 Athens, Mission 17 22px-Flag of Portugal.svg.png Colonel.png17 Porto, Mission 18 22px-Flag of Germany.svg.png Colonel.png18 Berlin, Mission 19 22px-Flag of Malta.svg.png Colonel.png19 Valletta, Mission 24 22px-Flag of the Netherlands.svg.png Colonel.png24 Arnhem, Mission 26 22px-Flag of Germany.svg.png Alan-Shearer.png 21 Colonel.png26 Garmisch-Partenkirchen)
Missions commanded 0
Gets a destination 1/3 of the time (unless affected by Gløgg)
Destinations selected 22px-Flag of Austria.svg.png Vienna (Mission 11 22px-Flag of Poland.svg.png Colonel.png11 Gdańsk), 22px-Flag of Germany.svg.png Colonel.png18 Berlin (Mission 13 22px-Flag of Iceland.svg.png Colonel.png13 Alan-Shearer.png 25 Reykjavík), 22px-Flag of Malta.svg.png Colonel.png19 Valletta (Mission 18 22px-Flag of Germany.svg.png Colonel.png18 Berlin), 22px-Flag of Ireland.svg.png Ireland, 22px-Flag of Austria.svg.png Vienna, 22px-Flag of Austria.svg.png Vienna, 22px-Flag of Liechtenstein.svg.png Liechtenstein
Draw privilege Grosser Vass's making grosser round
Average finishing position in draws 7.57 (--,--,--,--,--,--,--,--,--,--,8,--,4,--,--,--,--,10,3,--,9,11,8,--)
Best finish in a draw 3rd (Mission 19 22px-Flag of Malta.svg.png Colonel.png19 Valletta)
Worst finish in a draw 11th (Mission 23 22px-Flag of Denmark.svg.png Colonel.png23 Copenhagen)
Preceding mascot Shaft
Following mascot Gløgg

Grosser Vass joined the Colonel's Regiment on Mission 6 22px-Flag of Germany.svg.png Colonel.png6 Heidelberg. He was purchased from the Heidelberg Christmas market for two Euros. Initially, the Colonel's Regiment were unsure whether he was a sheep or a pig but have now decided he is a sheep (he baas when squeezed). He is friends with the Little Lucky Leprechaun and hence not favoured by Shaft and Kurt. He sports the largest grin ever seen on a sheep and was named in honour of the Grosses Fass.

Grosser Vass's making grosser round

Grosser Vass's making grosser round is part of the draw. A hat is perpared containing

  • all absent Colonel's Men
  • all mascots who have destinations at this point
  • twice as many blank tiles as the total above, to give a one in three chance that a destination will be pulled out.

If a destination is pulled out, Grosser Vass takes it as its destination, so it is placed in the draw an extra time.

Interaction with Gløgg

If Gløgg bums Grosser Vass, three times as many blank tiles are used as destinations, reducing the chance to 1/4.

If Grosser Vass is helped, only one set of blank tiles is used, raising the chance to 1/2.

Results

Mission Engrossered Destination Beneficiary of Engrosserage Notes
Mission 11 22px-Flag of Poland.svg.png Colonel.png11 Gdańsk 22px-Flag of Austria.svg.png Vienna P.C. Bourne
Mission 13 22px-Flag of Iceland.svg.png Colonel.png13 Alan-Shearer.png 25 Reykjavík 22px-Flag of Germany.svg.png Colonel.png18 Berlin Chris
Mission 18 22px-Flag of Germany.svg.png Colonel.png18 Berlin 22px-Flag of Malta.svg.png Colonel.png19 Valletta David Eventual winner
Mission 19 22px-Flag of Malta.svg.png Colonel.png19 Valletta 22px-Flag of Ireland.svg.png Ireland Little Lucky Leprechaun
Mission 22 22px-Flag of Portugal.svg.png Colonel.png22 Lisbon 22px-Flag of Austria.svg.png Vienna Reardon Helped by Gløgg

On other missions, Grosser Vass was not invoked.