La Dole

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Number of missions 5 (Mission 15 20px-Flag of Switzerland.svg.png Colonel.png15 Geneva, Mission 16 22px-Flag of Greece.svg.png Colonel.png16 Athens, Mission 17 22px-Flag of Portugal.svg.png Colonel.png17 Porto, Mission 18 22px-Flag of Germany.svg.png Colonel.png18 Berlin,Mission 22 22px-Flag of Portugal.svg.png Colonel.png22 Lisbon)
Missions commanded 0
Draw privilege La Dôle's trapped under a cow round
Gets a destination Never (destinations returning from a cow ordeal stay assigned to the original proposer)
Preceding mascot Pete Gibbon
Following mascot Shanaman

La Dole joined the Colonel's regiment on Mission 15 20px-Flag of Switzerland.svg.png Colonel.png15 Geneva. She is a lovely lovely cow with great big lovely udders.

La Dole's trapped under a cow round

The rules of La Dole's trapped under a cow round are quite simple. At the start, it is determined whether anyone will be trapped under a cow in the first place. This may be influenced by Glogg's round. Assuming Glogg has no effect on La Dole, the odds of someone being trapped under a cow are 1/3. If Glogg helps La Dole, the odds are increased to 1/2. If he bums him, the odds are reduced to 1/4. Only people NOT on the break can be trapped under a cow.

Should someone be trapped under a cow, they must still go through Kurt's veto round.

Being trapped under a cow can, at best, get you passage through to the last 5. However, it is possible that that person could be trapped under a cow for the duration. So, assuming there are 9 destinations in the hat (the most likely scenario assuming no shafting, grossering or helping), each time an elimination happens, it is determined whether the cow has been got off the boat. The person who is proxy for the person trapped under a cow must hold up their tile and say, "I'm trapped under a cow!" in an Alan Partridge accent. The person playing the role of La Dole must then draw a tile out of the bag. With 9 destinations (including the trapped destination), the first draw will contain 2 blank tiles and the tile which says "revoked". If the "revoked" tile is removed, the person playing La Dole say, "Get the cow off the boat, get the cow off the boat!" whilst pretending they have a voice box. The trapped destination is then returned to the draw. If the tile is blank, it is returned and another "eliminated" blank tile is added from Barney's pot. After a destination is eliminated, the procedure happens again, until there are only four destinations left. At this point, if the trapped tile is not drawn, the person playing La Dole must say, "Call Cliff Thorburn!" and that person's destination is removed from the draw.

Interaction with Gløgg

If Gløgg bums La Dole, the chances of one of the absent Colonel's Regiment being trapped under a cow are reduced from 1/3 to 1/4. If La Dole is helped, the chances of one of the absent Colonel's Regiment being trapped under a cow are increased from 1/3 to 1/2.

Results

Mission Trapped Destination Cow off the boat
22px-Flag of Greece.svg.png Colonel.png16 Athens Chris 22px-Flag of Portugal.svg.png Colonel.png17 Porto In the last 4
22px-Flag of Portugal.svg.png Colonel.png17 Porto None N/A N/A
22px-Flag of Germany.svg.png Colonel.png18 Berlin None N/A N/A
22px-Flag of Malta.svg.png Colonel.png19 Valletta Chris 22px-Flag of Hungary.svg.png Colonel.png21 Budapest In the last 8
22px-Flag of Belgium (civil).svg.png Colonel.png20 Bruges None N/A N/A
22px-Flag of Hungary.svg.png Colonel.png21 Budapest None N/A N/A
22px-Flag of Portugal.svg.png Colonel.png22 Lisbon None N/A N/A
22px-Flag of Denmark.svg.png Colonel.png23 Copenhagen None N/A N/A
22px-Flag of the Netherlands.svg.png Colonel.png24 Arnhem None N/A N/A
22px-Flag of Belgium (civil).svg.png Colonel.png25 Ghent None N/A N/A
22px-Flag of Germany.svg.png Alan-Shearer.png 21 Colonel.png26 Garmisch-Partenkirchen Dave 22px-Flag of Slovakia.svg.png Košice In the last 5

Cliff Thorburn has not yet been called.