PC Bourne

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Number of missions 6 (Mission 10 20px-Flag of Switzerland.svg.png Colonel.png10 Zürich, Mission 11 22px-Flag of Poland.svg.png Colonel.png11 Gdańsk, Mission 12 22px-Flag of Finland.svg.png Colonel.png12 Helsinki, Mission 14 22px-Flag of Germany.svg.png Colonel.png14 Hanover, Mission 15 20px-Flag of Switzerland.svg.png Colonel.png15 Geneva, Mission 26 22px-Flag of Germany.svg.png Alan-Shearer.png 21 Colonel.png26 Garmisch-Partenkirchen)
Missions commanded 0
Draw privilege P.C. Bourne's mentalist round
Gets a destination always
Destinations selected 22px-Flag of Austria.svg.png Vienna, 22px-Flag of Portugal.svg.png Colonel.png17 Porto, 22px-Flag of Germany.svg.png Colonel.png14 Hanover, 22px-Flag of Canada.svg.png Halifax (Nova Scotia), 22px-Flag of Canada.svg.png Québec City, 22px-Flag of Fiji.svg.png Fiji, 22px-Flag of Brazil.svg.png Manaus, 22px-Flag of the United States.svg.png Alan-Shearer.png 19 Miami,22px-Flag of the Isle of Man.svg.png Douglas, 22px-Flag of Sweden.svg.png Colonel.png3 Stockholm, 22px-Flag of the Azores.svg.png Flores,22px-Flag of Morocco.svg.png Marrakesh, 22px-Flag of Iceland.svg.png Colonel.png13 Alan-Shearer.png 25 Reykjavík, 23px-Flag of Japan.svg.png Kyoto, 22px-Flag of Mexico.svg.png Cabo San Lucas)
Average finishing position in draws 6.36 (--,--,--,--,--,--,--,--,--,--,4,7,1,8(S),--,9(S),7,--,9,7(S),10(B),7,--,1,--)
Best finish in a draw 1st (Mission 13 22px-Flag of Iceland.svg.png Colonel.png13 Alan-Shearer.png 25 Reykjavík and Mission 24 22px-Flag of the Netherlands.svg.png Colonel.png24 Arnhem)
Worst finish in a draw 10th (Mission 21 22px-Flag of Hungary.svg.png Colonel.png21 Budapest, when bummed)
Preceding mascot Barney
Following mascot Hel 2006

P.C. Bourne joined the Colonel's regiment on Mission 10 20px-Flag of Switzerland.svg.png Colonel.png10 Zürich. He was found languishing on a market stall with a group of similar looking characters and having no recollection of his real identity. The only clue was a micro chip embedded in his arm and carrying the number of a Swiss bank account. However, on visiting the bank, it appeared that the safety deposit box to which the number referred had already been cleared out by a man who resembled the actor Matt Damon. P.C. Bourne is still searching for his true identity and has pledged his future to the Colonel until such time as his identity is revealed.

P.C. Bourne has an unaccountable affinity for trams.

P.C. Bourne's mentalist round

This was added to the draw in Mission 11 22px-Flag of Poland.svg.png Colonel.png11 Gdańsk. As P.C. Bourne is struggling to find his true identity, he is entitled to steal one identity on each break. To do this, the Colonel's regiment must each declare a destination of their choice at the first night meal, which gets added to a list. This list must then be carried around with them for the following two days, until a mentalist of quality is found. Once a mentalist has been discovered, the Colonel's Regiment must make contact with the mentalist and ask him or her to select a destination from their list. P.C. Bourne then steals the identity of this mentalist and adds their choice of destination to the draw as his own choice.

Interaction with Gløgg

If Gløgg bums P.C. Bourne, he loses his destination.

If P.C. Bourne is helped, he steals another identity. He therefore duplicates a destination put in by any of the Colonel's Regiment or by any of the mascots who hold a destination (decided at random). This becomes "Gløgg's choice".

Results

Mission Mentalist consulted P.C. Bourne's choice Position
Mission 11 22px-Flag of Poland.svg.png Colonel.png11 Gdańsk Andrzej the Pirate 22px-Flag of Austria.svg.png Vienna 4th
Mission 12 22px-Flag of Finland.svg.png Colonel.png12 Helsinki Waitress Ploppy 22px-Flag of Portugal.svg.png Colonel.png17 Porto 7th
Mission 13 22px-Flag of Iceland.svg.png Colonel.png13 Alan-Shearer.png 25 Reykjavík Steve, Geordie mentalist 22px-Flag of Germany.svg.png Colonel.png14 Hanover 1st
Mission 14 22px-Flag of Germany.svg.png Colonel.png14 Hanover Historian Bus Driver 22px-Flag of Canada.svg.png Halifax (Nova Scotia) 8th (shafted)
Mission 15 20px-Flag of Switzerland.svg.png Colonel.png15 Geneva Stammtisch waitress mentalist 22px-Flag of Canada.svg.png Québec City N/A (in hell)
Mission 16 22px-Flag of Greece.svg.png Colonel.png16 Athens Brent Shannaman 22px-Flag of Fiji.svg.png Fiji 9th (shafted)
Mission 17 22px-Flag of Portugal.svg.png Colonel.png17 Porto Aveiro Waiter 22px-Flag of Brazil.svg.png Manaus 7th
Mission 18 22px-Flag of Germany.svg.png Colonel.png18 Berlin Juan, waiter from 22px-Flag of Spain.svg.png Gran Canaria 22px-Flag of the United States.svg.png Alan-Shearer.png 19 Miami N/A (in hell)
Mission 19 22px-Flag of Malta.svg.png Colonel.png19 Valletta Tour Guide at St Agatha's Church, Rabat 22px-Flag of the Isle of Man.svg.png Douglas 9th
Mission 20 22px-Flag of Belgium (civil).svg.png Colonel.png20 Bruges Barman at 't Poatersgat 22px-Flag of Sweden.svg.png Colonel.png3 Stockholm 7th (shafted)
Mission 21 22px-Flag of Hungary.svg.png Colonel.png21 Budapest Strange busker on palace walls 22px-Flag of Italy.svg.png Montepulciano 10th (bummed)
Mission 22 22px-Flag of Portugal.svg.png Colonel.png22 Lisbon Shavo in Bar do Ricardo 22px-Flag of the Azores.svg.png Flores 7th
Mission 23 22px-Flag of Denmark.svg.png Colonel.png23 Copenhagen Barman in Brewery who loved Marrakesh 22px-Flag of Morocco.svg.png Marrakesh N/A (in hell)
Mission 24 22px-Flag of the Netherlands.svg.png Colonel.png24 Arnhem Dutch John de Mello 22px-Flag of Iceland.svg.png Colonel.png13 Alan-Shearer.png 25 Reykjavík 1st
Mission 25 22px-Flag of Belgium (civil).svg.png Colonel.png25 Ghent Belgian Reg Holdsworth 23px-Flag of Japan.svg.png Kyoto N/A (in hell)
Mission 26 22px-Flag of Germany.svg.png Alan-Shearer.png 21 Colonel.png26 Garmisch-Partenkirchen Waiter at Drei Mohren 22px-Flag of Mexico.svg.png Cabo San Lucas


The mentalist lists for each mission have been created as such:


Mission pp Piparus pp Shanaman
Mission 11 22px-Flag of Poland.svg.png Colonel.png11 Gdańsk

22px-Flag of Andorra.svg.png Andorra (Rupert), 22px-Flag of Germany.svg.png Hamburg (Dave), 22px-Flag of Morocco.svg.png Marrakesh (Jon), 22px-Flag of the Isle of Man.svg.png Douglas (David), 22px-Flag of Austria.svg.png Vienna (Mike), 22px-Flag of Estonia.svg.png Tallinn (Chris)

Mission 12 22px-Flag of Finland.svg.png Colonel.png12 Helsinki

22px-Flag of Malta.svg.png Colonel.png19 Valletta (Mike), 22px-Flag of the United Kingdom.svg.png Torquay (Steve), 22px-Flag of the Isle of Man.svg.png Douglas (David), 22px-Flag of Portugal.svg.png Colonel.png17 Porto (Chris), 22px-Flag of Cyprus.svg.png Larnaka (Rupert)

Mission 13 22px-Flag of Iceland.svg.png Colonel.png13 Alan-Shearer.png 25 Reykjavík

22px-Flag of Germany.svg.png Stuttgart (Chris), 22px-Flag of Lithuania.svg.png Vilnius (Mike), 22px-Flag of Germany.svg.png Colonel.png14 Hanover (David), 22px-Flag of Liechtenstein.svg.png Liechtenstein (Rupert)

Mission 14 22px-Flag of Germany.svg.png Colonel.png14 Hanover

22px-Flag of Morocco.svg.png Fez (Mike), 22px-Flag of Canada.svg.png Halifax (Nova Scotia) (David), 22px-Flag of the United States.svg.png Fort Collins (Steve), 22px-Flag of the United Arab Emirates.svg.png Abu Dhabi (Rupert), 22px-Flag of Poland.svg.png Wrocław (Dave)

22px-Flag of Spain.svg.png Colonel.pngColonel.png7 Barcelona

Mission 15 20px-Flag of Switzerland.svg.png Colonel.png15 Geneva

22px-Flag of Germany.svg.png Colonel.png18 Berlin (David), 22px-Flag of Poland.svg.png Zakopane (Dave), 22px-Flag of Liechtenstein.svg.png Liechtenstein (Rupert), 22px-Flag of Canada.svg.png Québec City (Mike)

22px-Flag of Sweden.svg.png Colonel.png3 Stockholm

Mission 16 22px-Flag of Greece.svg.png Colonel.png16 Athens

22px-Flag of Cape Verde.svg.png Cape Verde Islands (Steve), 22px-Flag of the United States.svg.png Milwaukee (David), 22px-Flag of Russia.svg.png Moscow (Mike), 22px-Flag of Morocco.svg.png Marrakesh (Rupert), 22px-Flag of Portugal.svg.png Madeira (Dave)

22px-Flag of Germany.svg.png Colonel.png6 Heidelberg

Mission 17 22px-Flag of Portugal.svg.png Colonel.png17 Porto

22px-Flag of Poland.svg.png Jelenia Góra (Dave), 22px-Flag of Brazil.svg.png Rio de Janeiro (David), 22px-Flag of Brazil.svg.png Manaus (Steve), 22px-Flag of Argentina.svg.png Buenos Aires (Rupert), 22px-Flag of Singapore.svg.png Singapore (Mike)

22px-Flag of France.svg.png Colonel.pngColonel.png1 Paris

22px-Flag of Italy.svg.png Montepulciano

Mission 18 22px-Flag of Germany.svg.png Colonel.png18 Berlin

22px-Flag of the United States.svg.png Alan-Shearer.png 19 Miami (David), 22px-Flag of Spain.svg.png Gran Canaria (Rupert), 22px-Flag of the United States.svg.png New Orleans (Mike), 22px-Flag of Argentina.svg.png Buenos Aires (Steve)

22px-Flag of Sweden.svg.png Colonel.png3 Stockholm

22px-Flag of Germany.svg.png Weimar

Mission 19 22px-Flag of Malta.svg.png Colonel.png19 Valletta

22px-Flag of Portugal.svg.png Colonel.png22 Lisbon (Dave), 22px-Flag of the United Kingdom.svg.png Torquay (Mike), 22px-Flag of Germany.svg.png Alan-Shearer.png 21 Colonel.png26 Garmisch-Partenkirchen (Steve), 22px-Flag of the Isle of Man.svg.png Douglas (David), 22px-Flag of Jersey.svg.png Jersey (Rupert)

22px-Flag of Sweden.svg.png Colonel.png3 Stockholm

22px-Flag of Monaco.svg.png Monte Carlo

Mission 20 22px-Flag of Belgium (civil).svg.png Colonel.png20 Bruges

22px-Flag of the United States.svg.png Moab (Steve), 22px-Flag of Norway.svg.png Bergen (David), 22px-Flag of Bulgaria.svg.png Plovdiv (Dave), 20px-Flag of Switzerland.svg.png Davos (Rupert)

22px-Flag of Sweden.svg.png Colonel.png3 Stockholm

Mission 21 22px-Flag of Hungary.svg.png Colonel.png21 Budapest

22px-Flag of Norway.svg.png Ålesund (Dave), 22px-Flag of Malaysia.svg.png Kuala Lumpur (Mike), 22px-Flag of Portugal.svg.png Braga (Rupert), 22px-Flag of the Azores.svg.png Pico Island (Steve), 22px-Flag of the Falkland Islands.svg.png Port Stanley (David)

22px-Flag of Portugal.svg.png Colonel.png17 Porto

22px-Flag of Italy.svg.png Montepulciano

Mission 22 22px-Flag of Portugal.svg.png Colonel.png22 Lisbon

22px-Flag of Denmark.svg.png Colonel.png23 Copenhagen (David), 22px-Flag of Germany.svg.png Alan-Shearer.png 21 Colonel.png26 Garmisch-Partenkirchen (Rupert), 22px-Flag of Germany.svg.png Bamberg (Dave), 22px-Flag of Ukraine.svg.png Kiev (Mike), 22px-Flag of the Czech Republic.svg.png Prague (Chris), 22px-Flag of the Azores.svg.png Flores (Steve)

22px-Flag of Sweden.svg.png Colonel.png3 Stockholm

22px-Flag of Italy.svg.png Venice

Mission 23 22px-Flag of Denmark.svg.png Colonel.png23 Copenhagen

23px-Flag of the Dominican Republic.svg.png Playa Limón (Rupert), 22px-Flag of Spain.svg.png Picos de Europa (Dave), 22px-Flag of Morocco.svg.png Marrakesh (Mike), 22px-Flag of Brazil.svg.png Copacabana, Rio de Janeiro (David)

22px-Flag of Sweden.svg.png Colonel.png3 Stockholm

22px-Flag of Monaco.svg.png Monte Carlo

Mission 24 22px-Flag of the Netherlands.svg.png Colonel.png24 Arnhem

22px-Flag of the United States.svg.png Portland, Oregon (Dave), 22px-Flag of the Isle of Man.svg.png Douglas (David), 22px-Flag of Bulgaria.svg.png Sofia (Rupert), 22px-Flag of Romania.svg.png Sibiu (Steve)

22px-Flag of Iceland.svg.png Colonel.png13 Alan-Shearer.png 25 Reykjavík

22px-Flag of Germany.svg.png Weimar

Mission 25 22px-Flag of Belgium (civil).svg.png Colonel.png25 Ghent

22px-Flag of Cape Verde.svg.png São Vicente (Steve), 22px-Flag of Greece.svg.png Heraklion (Rupert, 22px-Flag of Norway.svg.png Stavanger (David), 23px-Flag of Japan.svg.png Kyoto (Mike), 23px-Flag of India.svg.png Simla (Dave)

22px-Flag of Portugal.svg.png Colonel.png17 Porto

22px-Flag of Mexico.svg.png Cabo San Lucas

Mission 26 22px-Flag of Germany.svg.png Alan-Shearer.png 21 Colonel.png26 Garmisch-Partenkirchen

22px-Flag of the United Arab Emirates.svg.png Dubai (David), 22px-Flag of Tunisia.svg.png Tunis (Rupert), 23px-Flag of Greenland.svg.png Kangerlussuaq (Steve), 22px-Flag of the United States.svg.png New Orleans (Mike)

22px-Flag of Portugal.svg.png Colonel.png17 Porto

22px-Flag of Mexico.svg.png Cabo San Lucas


It should be noted that all "mentalists" consulted are not actually mentalists - in the main they are nice people whom the Colonel's Regiment have had enormous pleasure to meet and spend (brief) quality time with on each break. The only genuine mentalist consulted thus far was Steve the Geordie mentalist during Mission 13 22px-Flag of Iceland.svg.png Colonel.png13 Alan-Shearer.png 25 Reykjavík.


Please choose!

Language Source (native speaker?) Please choose!
Polish 22px-Flag of Poland.svg.png Colonel.png11 Gdańsk (no) Proszę wybierać
Portuguese 22px-Flag of Portugal.svg.png Colonel.png22 Lisbon (yes) Por favor escolha un destino para nós