Grosser Vass

From The Colonel's Website
Number of missions 18 (Mission 6 6 Heidelberg, Mission 7 7 Barcelona, Mission 8 8 Oslo, Mission 9 9 Amsterdam, Mission 10 10 Zürich, Mission 11 11 Gdańsk, Mission 12 12 Helsinki, Mission 13 13 25 Reykjavík, Mission 14 14 Hanover, Mission 15 15 Geneva, Mission 16 16 Athens, Mission 17 17 36 Porto, Mission 18 18 Berlin, Mission 19 19 Valletta, Mission 24 24 Arnhem, Mission 26 21 26 Garmisch-Partenkirchen, Mission 27 27 Sofia,Mission 30 30 Bergen)
Missions commanded 0
Gets a destination 1/3 of the time (unless affected by Gløgg)
Destinations selected 28 Vienna (Mission 11 11 Gdańsk), 18 Berlin (Mission 13 13 25 Reykjavík), 19 Valletta (Mission 18 18 Berlin), Ireland, 28 Vienna, 28 Vienna, Liechtenstein
Draw privilege Grosser Vass's making grosser round
Average finishing position in draws 7.57 (--,--,--,--,--,--,--,--,--,--,8,--,4,--,--,--,--,10,3,--,9,11,8,--,--,--)
Best finish in a draw 3rd (Mission 19 19 Valletta)
Worst finish in a draw 11th (Mission 23 23 Copenhagen)
Preceding mascot Shaft
Following mascot Gløgg

Grosser Vass joined the Colonel's Regiment on Mission 6 6 Heidelberg. He was purchased from the Heidelberg Christmas market for two Euros. Initially, the Colonel's Regiment were unsure whether he was a sheep or a pig but have now decided he is a sheep (he baas when squeezed). He is friends with the Little Lucky Leprechaun and hence not favoured by Shaft and Kurt. He sports the largest grin ever seen on a sheep and was named in honour of the Grosses Fass.

Grosser Vass's making grosser round

Grosser Vass's making grosser round is part of the draw. A hat is perpared containing

  • all absent Colonel's Men
  • all mascots who have destinations at this point
  • twice as many blank tiles as the total above, to give a one in three chance that a destination will be pulled out.

If a destination is pulled out, Grosser Vass takes it as its destination, so it is placed in the draw an extra time.

Interaction with Gløgg

If Gløgg bums Grosser Vass, three times as many blank tiles are used as destinations, reducing the chance to 1/4.

If Grosser Vass is helped, only one set of blank tiles is used, raising the chance to 1/2.

Results

Mission Engrossered Destination Beneficiary of Engrosserage Notes
Mission 11 11 Gdańsk 28 Vienna P.C. Bourne
Mission 13 13 25 Reykjavík 18 Berlin Chris
Mission 18 18 Berlin 19 Valletta Dave Eventual winner
Mission 19 19 Valletta Ireland Little Lucky Leprechaun
Mission 22 22 Lisbon 28 Vienna Reardon Helped by Gløgg
Mission 23 23 Copenhagen 28 Vienna Chris
Mission 24 24 Arnhem Liechtenstein Little Lucky Leprechaun
Mission 27 27 Sofia 32 Italy Little Lucky Leprechaun
Mission 38 38 Tórshavn Template:San Juan P.C. Bourne

On other missions, Grosser Vass was not invoked.

On Mission 28 28 Vienna, Grosser Vass lost his draw privilege owing to the untimely death of the actor George Gaynes. On Mission 30 30 Bergen, Grosser Vass lost his draw privilege owing to the untimely death of the actor Roger Moore.