Boringamede
Boringamedes exist in adundance in museums. They are usually areas which contain lots of uninteresting artifacts in glass cases. Whilst these artifacts tend to be quite old (more than 50 years) they are generally incredibly dull and can take the form of anything from tiny brittle coins to little bits of wood. Despite the lack of interest in these artifacts, boringamedes exist to this very day. The dicking around boys are particularly fond of boringamedes and tend to linger looking at the objects whilst the disgruntled boys move on. One such boringamede was discovered by the Colonel's Regiment in the Viking Ship Museum in 
8 Oslo. Rupert spent quite a while there and found the dessicated old Viking currency and rotting arrowheads fascinating.