Inner city chess
The general concept here is that you get fat people from the suburbs of 4 Salzburg, dress them up in winter gear and force them to pit their wits against each other in a game of chess using a massive board on the ground. It's very cheap to make. You could do it in a piazza. Or a pub car park. If the Colonel's Regiment don't do it then York City Council will. The Colonel's Regiment witnessed a very exciting game of Inner City Chess during Mission 4 4 Salzburg. The standard was really rather poor.