Loaf pincher
Apparently it is customary on German coaches that if you are in need of pinching a loaf, you can report this to the driver and he or she will then stop in the nearest service station to allow you to cut off Bungle's finger. The Colonel's Regiment were introduced to this custom in 
6 Heidelberg, when a man now known as the Loaf Pincher caused their bus from Frankfurt-Hahn airport to 6 Heidelberg to stop as he needed to drop the kids off at the pool.