Marco Taylor

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The Body of Marco Taylor
Number of missions 8 (Mission 17 22px-Flag of Portugal.svg.png Colonel.png17 Porto, Mission 18 22px-Flag of Germany.svg.png Colonel.png18 Berlin, Mission 20 22px-Flag of Belgium (civil).svg.png Colonel.png20 Bruges, Mission 21 22px-Flag of Hungary.svg.png Colonel.png21 Budapest, Mission 22 22px-Flag of Portugal.svg.png Colonel.png22 Lisbon, Mission 24 22px-Flag of the Netherlands.svg.png Colonel.png24 Arnhem, Mission 25 22px-Flag of Belgium (civil).svg.png Colonel.png25 Ghent, Mission 26 22px-Flag of Germany.svg.png Alan-Shearer.png 21 Colonel.png26 Garmisch-Partenkirchen)
Missions commanded 0
Draw privilege The miracle of Marco Taylor
Gets a destination By unanimous agreement
Preceding mascot Shanaman
Following mascot Louis

Marco Taylor joined the Colonel's regiment on Mission 17 22px-Flag of Portugal.svg.png Colonel.png17 Porto. The body of Marco Taylor (pictured) was found at the end of a pier in 22px-Flag of Portugal.svg.png Colonel.png17 Porto and promptly attached himself to the regiment. The mascot is not complete unless united with the blood of Marco Taylor. Only then can the Miracle of Marco Taylor be enacted.

The Miracle of Marco Taylor

Marco Taylor has a miraculous power. If at the end of the draw (including any replacement draws initiated by Eric) there is still general disgruntlement about the chosen destination, the Miracle of Marco Taylor may occur. In this event, the Colonel's men sit together like adults and have a reasonable discussion about where they would like the next destination to be.

This becomes the real destination.

The Miracle of Marco Taylor has occurred once, in Mission 17 22px-Flag of Portugal.svg.png Colonel.png17 Porto. After a severely unsatisfactory draw result was not improved by Eric, the Colonel's men retired to a bar with a glass of port and had a reasonable discussion leading to the selection of 22px-Flag of Germany.svg.png Colonel.png18 Berlin as the real destination. It was only later that the men realized this had only been possible because of the miraculous intervention of Marco Taylor.

Interaction with Gløgg

Marco Taylor is an ascendant being of some kind and just ignores Gløgg's earthly bumming concerns.