Monkey Man
A greedy neanderthal who was observed by the Colonel's Regiment at breakfast in the Crowne Plaza in 
6 Heidelberg. Whilst queueing at the breakfast buffet, Mike noticed that there were only three croissants left, so selected one for himself and left the others for other people. The next man in line was not so generous, however. As David and Mike watched, he took both the remaining croissants, leaving David to wait a good half hour before he got any. Thoroughly disgruntled, David and Mike began to refer to this scruffy beast man as the Monkey Man, which is probably a little unfair to all primates.