Eric's "You, fuck you, you are a piece of fucking shit" round

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Eric's "You, fuck you, you are a piece of fucking shit" round is part of the draw. It is named after an irate Swede whom the Colonel's Regiment encountered on Mission 3 3 Stockholm. After the final draw reveals the destination for the next Colonel's break, Eric has the power to restart the entire process, but only if all the Colonel's men present agree on it. Eric can only restart the draw once. The only mascot with more ultimate power than Eric is Marco Taylor.

If Gløgg bums Eric, he may not use this power at all. If he helps him, the agreement of only three Colonel's men is required to restart the draw.

Eric first used his power on Mission 4 4 Salzburg after 5 Toulouse won the draw. The draw was restarted, but by a million-to-one chance, 5 Toulouse won a second time. Luckily, by an infinity-to-one chance, Easyjet later bought out Go! airways and cancelled the 5 Toulouse flights, so the Colonel's Regiment went to 5 Genoa instead.

In Mission 16 16 Athens Eric used his power again after 17 Palermo won the draw. The draw was restarted and unbelievably, by an infinity infinitillion to one chance, 17 Palermo won again. This made the Colonel's Regiment begin to doubt the effectiveness of Eric's round. After much discussion, they decided to abide by Eric's decision, but by an infotility infoodly tillion willion illion to one chance, everyone ended up going to 17 36 Porto that time.