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== The Tribute List ==
== The Tribute List ==


Super Hans Christian Grubersen is keen to honour the lives of well known living celebrities and personages. To this end he has recruited all the mascots to participate in a celebration of their continuing lives.
Super Hans Christian Grubersen is keen to honour the lives of well known living celebrities and personages. To this end he has recruited all the mascots to participate in a celebration of their continuing lives. Except Marco Taylor, who is above such mundane concepts as celebration, or lives.


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|Mikhail Gorbachev
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|{{M23s}} {{M24s}} {{PC Bourne}}, {{M25s}} {{Shanaman}}, {{M26s}}ff {{Kurt}}
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| Sidney Poitier
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== Past tribute recipients ==
== Past tribute recipients ==


These celebrities or personages were previously honoured by Colonel's mascots but are sadly no longer eligible.
These celebrities or personages were previously honoured by Colonel's mascots but have now become ineligible. Super Hans has been authorized by the Colonel to grant a one-mission period of compassionate leave to mascots who find themselves in this situation, before reassignment to a new celebrity or personage.
 
Super Hans found himself in a pickle when he found himself on compassionate leave on {{M35}}, leaving himself unavailable to grant compassionate leave to other mascots, a situation which had to be resolved by the direct intervention of the Colonel.
 
Since that incident, Super Hans has recused himself from honouring a specific celebrity or personage, and focuses his efforts on general appreciation.


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|Kirk Douglas
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|Vera Lynn
|Vera Lynn
|{{M31s}} {{La Dole}}
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|Prince Philip     
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|2021-04-09
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| Jackie Mason
| Jackie Mason
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|2021-07-24
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| Lee "Scratch" Perry
| Lee "Scratch" Perry
|{{M33s}} - {{M34s}} {{St Vaast the Huge}}
|{{M33s}} - {{M35s}} {{St Vaast the Huge}}
|2021-08-29
|2021-08-29
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| Sidney Poitier
|{{M35s}} - {{M36s}} {{St Vaast the Huge}}
|2022-01-06
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| Mikhail Gorbachev
|{{M23s}} - {{M37s}} {{Kurt}}
|2022-08-30
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| Angela Lansbury
|{{M35s}} - {{M38s}} {{Winston Whernside}}
|2022-10-11
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Latest revision as of 13:20, 11 February 2024

Super Hans
Super Hans
Number of missions 1 (Mission 23 23 Copenhagen)
Gets a destination never
Draw privilege Super Hans' Celebrity Tribute List
Preceding mascot Doctor Wine Picard
Following mascot The Schenkstroop

"Lieutenant" "Super" Hans Christian Grubersen joined the Colonel's regiment in 23 Copenhagen.

The Tribute List

Super Hans Christian Grubersen is keen to honour the lives of well known living celebrities and personages. To this end he has recruited all the mascots to participate in a celebration of their continuing lives. Except Marco Taylor, who is above such mundane concepts as celebration, or lives.

Alive celebrity or personage Tributaries
Julie Andrews 25 P.C. Bourne, 26ff Piparus
David Attenborough 26ff P.C. Bourne
Shirley Bassey 23 24 Eric, 25 Doctor Wine Picard, 26ff Gozer the Gozerian
The Beast 26ff Shanaman
Ex-Queen Beatrix of the Netherlands 25 The Schenkstroop, 26ff Doctor Wine Picard
Helena Bonham-Carter 23 24 Shaft, 25 Grosser Vass, 26ff Reardon
Dick van Dyke 29ff Big Rich Lionheart
C.J. from Eggheads 28ff 31 Thorsten
Ranulph Fiennes 23 24 Hel 2006, 25 Piparus, 26ff Shaft
Michael J. Fox 23 24 Reardon, 25 Barney, 26ff Eric
Paul Gascoigne 25 Shaft, 26ff Gløgg
Peter Snow 37ff Kurt
Jimmy Carter 28ff Grosser Vass
Shatner 23 24 25 Louis, 26ff Pete Gibbon
Richard Wilson 28ff That Dog
Richard Stilgoe 31ff Louis
John Virgo 33ff Barney
The Duke and Duchess of Kent 33ff Hamish and Morag McGrieg
Joe Biden 33ff Brass Napoleon
James Earl Jones 33ff Little Lucky Leprechaun
Miriam Margolyes 34ff Hel 2006
Liza Minelli 34ff La Dôle
Bobby Charlton 35ff Polski Pelham
Terry Gilliam 37ff St Vaast the Huge
President Bashir al-Assad of Syria 23 24 La Dôle, replaced
Bob Dylan 23 24 Pete Gibbon, replaced
Mick Jagger 23 24 Doctor Wine Picard, reserve in 25, replaced
Lindsay Lohan 23 24 Shanaman, 25 Eric, replaced

Past tribute recipients

These celebrities or personages were previously honoured by Colonel's mascots but have now become ineligible. Super Hans has been authorized by the Colonel to grant a one-mission period of compassionate leave to mascots who find themselves in this situation, before reassignment to a new celebrity or personage.

Super Hans found himself in a pickle when he found himself on compassionate leave on Mission 35 35 Kendal, leaving himself unavailable to grant compassionate leave to other mascots, a situation which had to be resolved by the direct intervention of the Colonel.

Since that incident, Super Hans has recused himself from honouring a specific celebrity or personage, and focuses his efforts on general appreciation.

Personage Tributaries (missions including compassionate leave) End of eligibility
Margaret Thatcher 23 "Super" Hans Christian Grubersen 2013-04-08
Nelson Mandela 23 24 Piparus 2013-12-05
Christopher Lee 23 24 Thorsten, 25 Kurt 2015-06-07
George Gaynes 25 26 27 Grosser Vass 2016-02-15
Mohammad Ali 25 "Super" Hans Christian Grubersen 26 27 Thorsten 2016-06-03
King Bhumibol of Thailand 23 24 Gløgg, 25 Thorsten, 26 - 28 Shanaman 2016-10-13
Fidel Castro 23 24 Barney, 25 Gløgg, 26 - 28 Hel 2006 2016-11-25
Roger Moore 28 29 Grosser Vass 2017-05-23
Bruce Forsyth 26 - 30 Brass Napoleon 2017-08-18
Ken Dodd 25 Reardon, 26 - 30 La Dôle 2018-03-11
Stephen Hawking 23 24 Gozer the Gozerian, 25 Little Lucky Leprechaun, 26 - 30 Louis 2018-03-14
George H. W. Bush 23 24 Little Lucky Leprechaun, 25 Pete Gibbon, 26 - 31Barney 2018-11-30
June Whitfield 23 24 Grosser Vass, 25 Hel 2006, 26 - 31 Little Lucky Leprechaun 2018-12-29
Doris Day 31 - 32 Brass Napoleon 2019-05-13
Kirk Douglas 29 - 34 Hel 2006 2020-02-05
Vera Lynn 31 - 34 La Dôle 2020-06-18
Prince Philip 23 24 Kurt, 25 Gozer the Gozerian, 26 - 35 "Super" Hans Christian Grubersen 2021-04-09
Jackie Mason 33 - 35 Polski Pelham 2021-07-24
Lee "Scratch" Perry 33 - 35 St Vaast the Huge 2021-08-29
Sidney Poitier 35 - 36 St Vaast the Huge 2022-01-06
Mikhail Gorbachev 23 - 37 Kurt 2022-08-30
Angela Lansbury 35 - 38 Winston Whernside 2022-10-11

Interaction with Gløgg

Stop asking about Gløgg, okay?

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